Tired of reading Blake, learning the principles of thermodynamics, dissecting bivalves and debating the existence of The Knowable Good in your college classes? Well, have I got some education for you:
This story is absolutely PACKED with quotes that are so flushable that each deserves its own flush:
“In addition to a campus-wide scavenger hunt for a golden condom, the university is hosting noted lesbian bondage expert and erotica author Sinclair Sexsmith. The story was first reported by Campus Reform.”
[A student organizer] said university officials were overwhelmingly supportive of Sex Week – which includes a sex talent show and drag show.
“We went to our administrators and they approved it immediately,” she said. “We have excellent faculty advisors.”(!!!)
And speaking of faculty advisors:
“Officials at Spring High School, it seems, had long been suspicious of assistant principal Mark Steve West’s closed-door meetings with female students.”
One told investigators she saw “female students exit [West’s] door with their hair and clothing disheveled, and the female students would be smiling and laughing,” court documents say.